the strangest wrong number…

In: funny

15 Aug 2006

so without doubt, this was the strangest incident with a cell phone yet. i started receiving text messages from a number that i didn’t recognize. here they are…

What is it 4 a man 2 gain the world and lose his soul? sexy cinnamon 06
Do u read FED’s magazine? i thought i saw your picture! 06
my reply: um, huh?

Always look! u should watch as well as pray! 06

Smile ur on candid camera! u must have liked being duked in the ass! 06
my reply: i think you have the wrong number. are you sure you know who you are messaging?

No, u r the right one! mr.Keep living. And u will see! u so grimy…u and your dirty family! and u were certainly in the rithe place.

Hope u sleep well! watch..4 he comes like a theif in the nighj! 06
my reply: if you know me, why don’t you tell me what my name is?

U know your name! u so paranoid ! when u do dirt u get dirt! 06
my reply: and what dirt are you referring to?

I don’t have enuf time or space 2 dig up all the dirt you and your family has dun.u will reap what u sow!:-P 06
my reply: reverse lookup tells me you’re in pasquotank county, are you looking for someone in your own city? i am going to sleep.
good day! sleep well.Oh! i 4got, u won’t.cuz u can’t! 06
my reply: help me out here… sober up and READ ALL 10 DIGITS.

I know u wish it wasn’t u! get right or get left! and always look before u leap. 06

Don’t lose anymore sleep! u will no when the time come.GOD will take care of all unworthy wolves in sheep ‘s clothing! make! make sure you go to church today!

A church 4 people who don’t believe that GOD controls everything and everybody! cuz u believe u do… 06
my reply: good night wierdo.

Whatever! goodnite! and may GOD HAVE MERCY ON U! 06

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