and more importantly, what the fuck made him it feel like he was the one who could attempt to cover KNOCKIN’ DA BOOTS by H-Town. debauchery. 

so does this…

• make me that old dooshbag bitching about the younger crowd and their futile attempts at making cover songs out of my classic shit? yis.
• suggest the r&b slowjamz universe (of which i semi-seasonally partake in) is pretty much saying - oh shit, we’re all out new words to sing about humpin’ and flowers and stuff; guess we gotta dig through the 90s crates again. yis. boo.
• sell me on the r&b season ending as soon as it started? yis. r&b is about to be stupider than most of you already think it is anyway - rad b/c all the songs are classics, just ax-murdered by people named “pretty” something. yeah, it’s “pretty” dumb.