whoa! i have a blaaaaaawjj? or is the whoa directed@the fact that i have a second to post some periodically usual ridiculousness.

ok, so anyway i’m at the point that i now have a default response for whenever somebody (who’s almost always older than 30, if not 40 btw..) tells me how great the movie twilight is going to be. i say something to the effect of “this is why that movie is asinine.” then i make a ridiculous superman-style pose and say “because the doosh in the trailer does this while zooming through the air like 5 times.” i don’t even know if that’s true (as usual), but that’s the impression it left on me and it seems to get the job done.

i’m not a writer, but whoever wrote this shit definitely is - and sums my outlook on the topic up with picture perfect perspective and delivery. the only thing missing is a direct statement addressing 30/40-somethings as fucking clowns for letting twilight jazz up their coming soon and sure to be phenomenal! calendars on their blackberries.

and before anyone even thinks about stepping into the realm of talking about how you’re now deeply interested in the book, because of the stupid superman pose zip-lining pretty boy tweener trailer, just stop - that’s faggy to say that about any book/movie deal.

here’s the article link at pointlessbanter.net -> If you are an adult and excited to see Twilight you are an idiot

original source -> http://digg.com/movies/Adults_excited_to_see_Twilight_are_idiots