and more importantly, what the fuck made him it feel like he was the one who could attempt to cover KNOCKIN’ DA BOOTS by H-Town. debauchery.
so does this…
make me that old dooshbag bitching about the younger crowd and their futile attempts at making cover songs out of my classic shit? yis.
suggest the r&b slowjamz universe (of which i semi-seasonally partake in) is pretty much saying - oh shit, we’re all out new words to sing about humpin’ and flowers and stuff; guess we gotta dig through the 90s crates again. yis. boo.
sell me on the r&b season ending as soon as it started? yis. r&b is about to be stupider than most of you already think it is anyway - rad b/c all the songs are classics, just ax-murdered by people named “pretty” something. yeah, it’s “pretty” dumb.
oh and yeah, this is undoubtedly classic drza-fashioned judgement of an entire genre by one item within it.
August 6, 2008 at 12:21 am · Filed under dunno, funny
by way of the original door-bangin’, kicked the fuck out, gangster ass witness by way of california. fuck watchin’ the tower, i like watchin’ the sun rise half drunk sometimes. nelson, holla back.
July 29, 2008 at 11:52 pm · Filed under dunno, nerdy, toys
after a short bit of google digging in the hunt for something cool than buying any additional hardware (aka a multi-platform dual-dvi usb KVMP). Ideally I’d still like to utilize 3 monitors total without the need to lose screen real estate of my 3rd monitor, currently devoted only to the pc so that it doesn’t ever take away from stuff i have up on my powermac - the long story short is this:
if you want to control multiple machines in one room, mac os_x/xp or vista/nerdy linux flavors/ubuntu - here’s the rig to use.
Synergy2 (an open-source KM controller server/client) and/or SynergyKM (an os x GUI wrapper (cocoa) for Synergy2 to avoid compiling, tidied nicely into a pretty system preference pane)
i also tested QuickSynergy, but i like the pref-pane handiness and configuration options of SynergyKM a bit better.
Results, it worked - tested running the SynergyKM server on my macbook pro and Synergy2 1.3.1 client running on a dell pc with vista. whooohooo! i, yet again, have managed to make some internet stuff work that most web dorks moved on 6 months to a year ago. i’ll take it, i’m drinking beer!
Here’s a link to a jing swf of the active log, and how the only funk really was that the mac cursor didn’t disappear when i switched to the pc, but working nonetheless. -> 2008-07-29-synergykm
good shit for the um, design-script-oh-pseudo-grammer-ish-d00d? yis.
screen cap below, too. mobile friendly, that’s cool too i hear.. ok, enough is enough. i heart the intertubes.
July 13, 2008 at 11:14 pm · Filed under dunno, funny
the outer banks, nc. it is my ex-home and the epicenter of dark comedy, delivered in a seasonal spirited fashion. i rather enjoyed (another weekend) packing boxes with wifey and seeing good friends, etc.
i got quite a kick out of this pretty awesome quote from a surfer-dude stop’n’shop employee today when (for whatever strange reason this came up in conversation) describing the smell of dead hermit crabs and explaining how its the storewide notification signal when its time to dispose of one.
“damn, did i just say all that shit about those nasty fuckers?!? good call getting off the beach man. god i hate my life i wanna kill myself.”
Where’s my jetpack? Not far away. The Nintendo Wii 2.0 will be the first large-scale commercial console gaming platform to - no shit here - incorporate a mind-controlled input device. F’ing awesome.
Yesterday was the first time in about a year and a half of using MODx CMS/CMF that I had a need for to use the Import HTML function (in the Manager, via Tools -> Import HTML). I was not only impressed by how fast it performed with a large batch of HTML files, but ecstatic with the yield of the function’s end results.
The task at hand was like this: Port an older, hand-coded HTML site over to a dynamic content management system platform. Ideally without a ton of data entry (by an error-prone human anyway) involved in the process, since the project’s scope didn’t account for that. It did however account for all the original primary body and page title content (with its original markup) needed to remain intact for sake of natural SEO positioning the site’s content had accumulated over the years.
220 Pages of HTML Content.
Um, no. I was pretty much gonna have to enter the data myself or find some mysql database import method that I preferred not have to Google around for another “solution” (hehe).
Once I’d given the Import HTML feature a test run on a fresh dev install and gotten good results, I was 75% finished with the task in under an hour.
All that was left was to prep the HTML pages by batch removing unwanted code (like navigation and header/footer/callout/etc).
This went like this (on a Mac, Windows users could easily follow suit with some Windows-ey yucky stuff).
Grab all the HTML files from the original webserver (since I didn’t have FTP access) using the CocoaWget (a Mac/Linux GUI for WGET)
Create an OS X Automator workflow to open all HTML files with Coda, Edit -> Find, type the opening selection and closing selection tags to remove, pausing for an insertion of a Wildcard symbol, and replacing with an HTML comment that just said <pre><!– Welcome to your new home, MODx. –></pre> !!bonus -> NO REGEX UGLY FUNK REQUIRED !!
Voila, all 220 HTML files successfully imported in 0.21 seconds as MODx documents with the page title as the document title and anything else within the html body tag as into the MODx CONTENT system TV.
An action-packed, very eventful weekend… I think I’ve just now recovered enough to attempt the journaling of it, in usual mediocre fashion.
Travis is off to the big city, whooooo hoooo! Brooklyn Stand Up! etc. etc. He, now alongside the other Symbol Force nerds set off to take over the Rails-powered new mediaverse, starting with a monster client… I’m not sure of disclosure agreements and things, so I’ll just say a pretty dang high-traffic, high-volume paparazzi upload hangout.. Best of luck homies, I’m certain you boys will rep it proper.
On Friday I officially accepted my position as Interactive Media Producer (at least I think that’s my title) - I think the most accurate description of this job is my dream job; or as close possible, considering my geographic family restrictions to the Richmond, Virginia area - which is somehow, the second time around, growing on me again. I didn’t think this incredible of a new media job opportunity would’ve surfaced in the area without being a little closer to DC/Northern Virginia. Again, a bit more credit to the area. So here goes nothin’. I’m stoked, and I don’t surf; therefore, try to avoid the usage of that word. However, to follow - I’m gonna go nuts trying to start the moving process in midst of all this jazz, posting up in RVA until I live anywhere that’s mine. And forget not this - I know myself pretty well, and I know I’m going to become completely absorbed in my new job. I’ll be spearheading the addition of interactive media offerings (rich media, user experience, interactive design structures) to this phenomenal HD production/post-production group in an effort to extend the capabilities of a true “interactive agency.” Good stuff, eh?
To punctuate my super action hero weekend… A surprise Richmond visit from who other than… THE DEAN! Here were the high points…
Oaked Arrogant Bastard (via the only keg in the state of Virginia)
Tommyknocker Black Powder Stout
Southampton Publik House IPA
An outstanding bartender, with a phenomenal classic knowledge of GI Joe characters (more so Cobra than the Joes - but I’ll take it from my pint pusher)
Dean’s homey telling me that he shoots in the 80s then realistically believing that I would play golf in their foursome… ROFLCOPTER, mate. That’s just not how I roll.
its all good boo, I gotta thing for older women. happy birthday, love ya.