messiah-the-west-coast-remix
by way of the original door-bangin’, kicked the fuck out, gangster ass witness by way of california. fuck watchin’ the tower, i like watchin’ the sun rise half drunk sometimes. nelson, holla back.
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Stop ‘n’ Shop Hermits…
the outer banks, nc. it is my ex-home and the epicenter of dark comedy, delivered in a seasonal spirited fashion. i rather enjoyed (another weekend) packing boxes with wifey and seeing good friends, etc.
i got quite a kick out of this pretty awesome quote from a surfer-dude stop’n’shop employee today when (for whatever strange reason this came up in conversation) describing the smell of dead hermit crabs and explaining how its the storewide notification signal when its time to dispose of one.
“damn, did i just say all that shit about those nasty fuckers?!? good call getting off the beach man. god i hate my life i wanna kill myself.”
wicked, mate. that makes me smile.
Firefox Angry Eyes!
Not much to say here, and fact I don’t really even use Firefox since the dawn of Flock - nevertheless, quite awesome death to IE propaganda. I sorta wish there was a big dusty number 6 beside the e icon, but I’ll take it.
Blogged with the Flock Browser
Hoodrat stuff with my friend, he smokes REAL cigarettes
Grand Theft? Simply not enough for this villanous terror! He’ll be back on the streets tomorrow. What’s going on with the system?
Web Coding Gangster Rap
I’m late to the dance with being informed of cool stuff, as usual. But nonetheless, this one is worth of repeating decades from now and forever more…
Virtual Nelson of Yesterday (Ed who?)
Anyone who dressed up as a local has got to be…
So I made the mistake of wondering what Edward Nelson Hughes had been up to while JQuery-ing some dnb as usual on Thursdays (via BassJunkees Subloco, Subversive & crew..) - and low and behold, I asked him only to receive the photo below as my answer. Not only did this take me for a spin down ‘Those were the days’ Lane, I completely lost all concentration powered by a serious roflcopter attack.
Can I Get A "That Site is Awesome” From Y’all?
Holy gawk. Been hearing about this flick (Be Kind, Rewind) for more than a minute or two now, not sure when or why - irrelevant. The promo site is off the chizzain. Thanx fer heads up t-Bone.
Chickiddee-Check this out yo.
((bekindmovie.com))
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Alas, Caught Red (and small) Handed.
I’m having my occasional Brewing Station winter late night couple stout pints tonight at an empty pub. My favorite. =]
Quote of the evening, a mock order (quite common for some time), reinforced with quick-witted adjustment to include the island’s cocaine problem. PUNCHLINE FORTHCOMING, BEHOLD!
Person 1: Can I get a Miller Lite and a Grape-Bomb?
Person 2: You want a Miller Lite and an Eight Ball???
Blogged with Flock
The Mystery Machine!
Picking up Kangaroo/Subway lunch, low and behold THE MYSTERY MACHINE.
Blogged with Flock
Fast Guy, Tight Pants, Coffee Movie, AND…
the unfortunately underappreciated RAD HAIRCUT.
Blogged with Flock
REAL DESIGN (according to me, and a comfortable accuracy in cynical ethnocentrism.)
Apologies for the the title on this one, just to add more obstacles before getting to (if anything) what I’m blog-talking about.
Apologizing to zero readers is somewhat moralizing or uplifting. Leave it.
Ok, ok - really though. To start - this BMW promo site is wicked radikewl design.
And in this case I really wanna rep the word Design.
Redundant unnecessary (drew style) explanation -> This is the epitome of my kind of
REAL DESIGN.
More.. Just on the whole “design from real life experiences to most accurately authenticate the validity of the design” type of shit.
I think it looks really good. Killer Layout. Beautifully long-thought, short-seemed typography (my fav).
And here’s the best part, and most likely the reason I chose to type more than a sentence about this website design.
IT’S clever, current and REaLLy fARKiNg fuNNY!
Now to click and shortly after think I’m a weirdo –> www.relearntodrive.com
