Fast Guy, Tight Pants, Coffee Movie, AND…
the unfortunately underappreciated RAD HAIRCUT.
Blogged with Flock
Archive for funny
REAL DESIGN (according to me, and a comfortable accuracy in cynical ethnocentrism.)
Apologies for the the title on this one, just to add more obstacles before getting to (if anything) what I’m blog-talking about.
Apologizing to zero readers is somewhat moralizing or uplifting. Leave it.
Ok, ok - really though. To start - this BMW promo site is wicked radikewl design.
And in this case I really wanna rep the word Design.
Redundant unnecessary (drew style) explanation -> This is the epitome of my kind of
REAL DESIGN.
More.. Just on the whole “design from real life experiences to most accurately authenticate the validity of the design” type of shit.
I think it looks really good. Killer Layout. Beautifully long-thought, short-seemed typography (my fav).
And here’s the best part, and most likely the reason I chose to type more than a sentence about this website design.
IT’S clever, current and REaLLy fARKiNg fuNNY!
Now to click and shortly after think I’m a weirdo –> www.relearntodrive.com
…its a FEATURE!
Whoa. You are awesome. You got levels 1, 2, 4 and 16 knocked out in one shot, guy. Today’s your day, etc. http://www.flickr.com/photos/dratz/1045336659/
Breathalyzer Source Code Released Today!
When’s the source for r33bs coming out again? =]
Can’t sleep, guess I’ll front like a 17-year old sissy..
Knowing that I have to be up in two and a half hours has managed to effectively prevent from sleeping, rad. I pseudo-urban-stumbled onto this ‘response’ remix and I’m either sleep drunk or a pharmaceutically affectionate r and b fan trapped in a white boy’s body.. nuff talk, I always did sorta dig Jojo anyway, there I said it. Click it, get your groove on, be creepy - or dance or whatever. I’m looping this joint until wake up time, and grinning pretty big about it….
download the mp3 here -> Jojo - Beautiful Girls (Sean Kingston Beautiful Girl Response Remix mp3
Evaluation of the word “Imaginated”
Imaginated is NOT A word.
A Google search yields *highly* entertaining results, especially around these here parts..
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=imaginated&btnG=Google+Search
GrandCentral..
That internet company Google - in its acquisition of all people, places, things, utils, souls, softgrams, lions, tigers, kitchen sinks, etc. - has come thru with yet another super kewl doodad gizmo..
the kicker here, is the ill mad dope image link graphic kid -> (the iceyest of all the defaults) to bling me up fool! the janks killa!
on the really though, don’t hate - click all up on that shizznot player, if you ain’t afraid of getting that mouse finger froze off…
wifey is…
out of town. guess that means i’ll just have to read my next post to find about last night? we shall see..
ooh… how about a before and after.
before…
———and———
before…
What they do in the winter…
Pick up lines that will work on Shelley
1) Hey ho, what up?
2) C’mon ya know u want too!!!
3) My dick’s small but I’m good with my tongue.
4) Dont you want me to be your first?
5) I’m not really interested, I already have a girlfriend
6) In my spare time I mostly cook & fish
7) I’m sick of getting treated like a bitch. Im not bar backing anymore, I QUIT!!!
Oh, you have a headache? Swallow this “Aspirin”
9) Here’s a cherry vodka and coke, wanna make out?
10) Do you wanna make that mortgage payment?
11) It’s either you or Heather…
12) It’s either me or Bryan…
13) I always thought you were the pretty one Kelly.
14) I like shopping a lot too.
15) I’ll spit on you.
16) Hey Shelley, but for real, I think its time we make this serious.
17) Your name must be Summer - cause your hot!
18) Don’t worry you won’t feel a thing.
19) I’ll take you shopping at Coach.
20) I’ll be right over, just gotta ice down the fish!!
21) Longwood girls looooooove dick!
22) My last divorce cost me 150 thousand… You wanna come up to Ocean City, MD and become a charter boat captain’s wife? Or do you just wanna shack up? That tattoo accents your natural beauty, this 2 bucks is ALL yours.*transcription of list items 1 through 21 provided by the pastry princess, the lady jess.
**original documents page 1 and page 2, see below..
white and nerdy.
new wierd al chune/video hits a little too close to home…
check it out here, unless you already got the e-card..
ton of goodybits and snippets on the wikipedia page {duh}, here’s my fav..
The scene with him playing Minesweeper (a game included with the Microsoft Windows operating system dating back to v3.1) is actually being played on a Macintosh. The logged in user is listed as “whitenerdy”. The reason that Finder is the currently active application listed in the menu bar is because Minesweeper is running as a Dashboard widget.[13] He incorrectly is shown using the keyboard to play this mouse-controlled game.
btw, i gotta have one of those carl sagan shirts..
last but not least, here’s a much more clever response than i could even copy.paste..
